As Jennifer placed the dish of beef stroganoff and green beans down on Fred’s Television tray, his channel browsing immediately ground to a halt. It was the neighborhood news channel and something had caught his attention: a video clip of a scantily-clad young blonde and evidently nubile female of Scandinavian origin. The girl was ‘car collision beautiful’ and yet Fred couldn’t really fully grasp the scene on the TV; by the grainy quality and slightly washed-out appearance of the video clip and unfamiliar background the lady appeared to be broadcasting from some type of spacecraft.
Jennifer sat on the family room couch next to her man of 2 yrs and, looking towards the TV she watched the lithe youthful female grinding and also gyrating. Even though the media team had made an apparent effort to make the movie family-friendly through cropping in addition to zooming in the video in order that only the young woman’s shoulders and face were revealed on the viewing monitor, she could easily tell that this initial video clip had undoubtedly been NSFW! “What’s on?” she asked her spouse.
“UmmMMMmmm,” Fred replied, turning up the sound.
“….an unbelievable tale of how one daring young woman had more than enough of the modern financial turmoil so she took matters into her own hands.”
“That’s correct, and I gotta tell you, this particular report truly gives me the goose bumps. Let’s go to Michael who’s live on location for more.”
(The media broadcast cuts from the newsroom studio to some official government-looking setting in front of which a twenty-something anchorman with snugly cut sideburns stood dressed in a blazer holding a mic and positioned next to the beautiful youthful woman from the video. The lady was currently donning well-designed dangling golden earrings, movie star colored glasses as well as a tight but attractive cashmere shirt that accentuated her firm bosom flawlessly)
“Leslie, Erin, I’m chatting with Anastasia Kornienko, a cosmonaut from the Russian Space Agency. This incredible experience all began with a freak asteroid near-accident, is this correct Anastasia?” the anchorman wanted to know, holding up the mic so that the girl could talk.
“Yes, is accurate. Asteroid was formed with ice so did not show up with radar. We use significant energy resource to be able to evade last moment collision.”
“Amazing,” Michael interjected, “What exactly transpired after you understood the ship could not have sufficient energy resources to be able to get back to Earth?”
“Well,” the woman cosmonaut chuckled to herself, “This predicament went from – how do you say – bad to worst. After I reported information concerning energy predicament to base they say delivering new energy resource supply vessel is definitely not plausible. Due to world-wide money situation, Russian Space Agency could not buy fuel supply ship.”
“So Anastasia, help me ensure everyone has this so far,” Michael interrupted. “You are in space, riding in the rocket from the Russian Space Agency. You swerve so that you stay clear of an out-of-the-ordinary asteroid and additionally by the time you’ve maneuvered for you to get back on course, extra fuel has been used up than has been allocated for the round-trip of the voyage, is that right?”
“Yes, is right,” Anastasia nodded her head with excitement, her earrings dancing in the light of the news camera.
“Please explain to the audience at home precisely what transpired next,” the news anchorman prompted.
“Well, permit me say very first thing – I have family. Not seeing them once again was not okay to me. So I needed to – how do you say – think outside your box. All I have to work with is myself, transmission gear, as well as huge spaceship who has no energy resources. Consequently only solution I could think of is become webcam model girl and raise rubles for Russian Space Agency to dispatch energy supply ship.”
“I see. What made you think that you might pull it off?” Michael desired to know.
“Well, I have sibling and cousins who are webcam models. They like it. My family have got excellent genetics, everyone in family is beautiful. For that reason sister and cousins make really excellent money webcam modeling.”
“I see, and I imagine that being the sole Russian cosmonaut to actually become a webcam girl practically offered you an exclusive area of interest to perform in. Was it sufficient in the end to pay for the gas supply ship?” the anchorman asked.
“Well do you see me here now?” the Russian webcam model shot back, smiling.
“Yes we certainly do,” the anchorman replied in a deep tone of voice, quickly looking lower down and back up again into her eyes. Then, turning back again to the news camera he said, “And there you have it, the galaxy’s first interplanetary – as well as sexiest webcam model. Leslie, Erin, back to you in the studio.”
“Wow! That’s such an unbelievable adventure,” Leslie pronounced in appreciation and wonder, looking at Erin.
“Yes without a doubt. Quite the entrepreneurial soul she has. Anastasia, why not tell our TV audience back home the easiest way they can become a web model as well. We have got to do something in relation to this credit debacle, thousands of people are still needing jobs,” Erin stated.
“Yes, you can go to Webcam Modeling website and here you get info regarding web model jobs. Is very hassle-free system and easy to get started on; we make income straight away.”
“Thank you Anastasia, our collective hat is off to you. You’ve without a doubt made your nation proud. What a courageous girl!” Erin said, and referring to her paperwork swiftly added, “Ever since her return landing, Anastasia also has began her own internet dating company. She claims that her internet modeling career has paid her a substantially higher income as compared with her previous career as a Russian cosmonaut and she plans on seeking this more highly profitable course her fine family genes and looks have made it possible for her to experience. We sincerely wish her the best of luck. In case you would like to get in touch with Anastasia, you can find out more simply by proceeding to WebcamModelingTalk.com and clicking her photograph at the bottom on the left hand side. What an amazing young woman, she certainly has a whole lot going for her. Well stay tuned, right after the commercial break while we cover the bank-robbing carjacker that police officers shot forty-two rounds at in a Wendy’s drive-through in order to attempt to save mother and child…”
Chewing another mouthful of Stroganoff, Fred pressed the down button on the Tv remote control volume and considered for a moment. “You know, that’s not really a bad idea.”
“I know, that’s exactly what I was considering,” Jennifer agreed, and looked towards the vacant baby room.